Now I'll show you the mild deviant and crimi-
nal ward. Yes, a criminal is a mild deviant here. He
doesn't deny the Freeland contract. He merely seeks
to circumvent some of the clauses. Reprehensible but
not too serious. Down this hall... We'll skip wards 23,
86, 57 and 97... and the laboratory."
"Are homosexuals classed as deviants?'
"No. Remember the Bismarck Archipelago. No overt
homosexuality. A functioning police state needs no po-
lice. Homosexuality does not occur to anyone as con-
ceivable behaviour.... Homosexuality is a political
crime in a matriarchy. No society tolerates overt re-
jection of its basic tenets. We aren't a matriarchy here,
Insh'allah. You know the experiment with rats where
they are subject to this electric shock and dropped in
cold water if they so much as move at a female. So they
all become fruit rats and that's the way it is with the
etiology. And shall such a rat squeak out, 'I'm queah
and I luuuuuuuuve it' or 'Who cut yours off, you two-
holed freak?' 'twere a square rat so to squeak. During
my rather brief experience as a psychoanalyst -- spot of
bother with the Society -- one patient ran amok in Grand
Central with a flame thrower, two committed suicide
and one died on the couch like a jungle rat ( jungle rats
are subject to die if confronted suddenly with a hope-
less situation). So his relations beef and I tell them, 'It's
all in the day's work. Get this stiff outa here. It's a
bring down for my live patients' -- I noticed that all my
homosexual patients manifested strong unconscious
heterosex trends and all my hetero patients uncon-
scious homosexual trends. Makes the brain reel, don't
it?"
"And what do you conclude from that?"
"Conclude? Nothing whatever. Just a passing obser-
vation."
We are eating lunch in Benway's office when he gets
a call.
"What's that?... Monstrous! Fantastic!... Carry on
and stand by."
He puts down the phone. "I am prepared to accept
immediate assignment with Islam Incorporated. |