Citizens who want to be utterly humiliated and de-
graded -- so many people do, nowadays, hoping to jump
the gun -- over themselves up for passive homosexual
intercourse to an encampment of Sollubis.... Nothing
like it, they tell me.... In fact, the Sollubi are subject
to become wealthy and arrogant and lose their native
vileness. What is origin of untouchable? Perhaps a fallen
priest caste. In fact, untouchables perform a priestly
function in taking on themselves all human vileness.)
A. J. strolls through the Market in black cape with a
vulture perched on one shoulder. He stands by a table
of agents.
"This you gotta hear. Boy in Los Angeles fifteen year
old. Father decide it is time the boy have his first piece
of ass. Boy is lying on the lawn reading comic books,
father go out and say: 'Son, here's twenty dollars; I
want you to go to a good whore and get a piece of ass
off her.'
"So they drive to this plush jump joint, and the father
say, 'All right, son. You're on your own. So ring the bell
and when the woman come give her the twenty dollars
and tell her you want a piece of ass.'
" 'Solid, pop.'
"So about fifteen minutes later the boy comes out:
" 'Well, son, did you get a piece of ass?'
" 'Yeah. This gash comes to the door, and I say I want
a piece of ass and lay the double sawski on her. We go
up to her trap, and she remove the dry goods. So I
switch my blade and cut a big hunk off her ass, she raise
a beef like I am reduce to pull off one shoe and beat
her brains out. Then I hump her for kicks."
Only the laughing bones remain, flesh over the hills
and far away with the dawn wind and a train whistle.
We are not unaware of the problem, and the needs of
our constituents are never out of our mind being their
place of residence and who can break a ninety-nine
year synapses lease?
Another installment in the adventures of Clem Snide
the Private Ass Hole: "So I walk in the joint, and this
female hustler sit at the bar, and I think, 'Oh God
you're poule de luxe already.' I mean it's like I see the
gash before. So I don't pay her no mind at first, then
I dig she is rubbing her legs together and working her
feet up behind her head shoves it down to give herself
a douche job with a gadget sticks out of her nose the
way a body can't help but notice."
Iris -- half Chinese and half Negro -- addicted to dihy-
dro-oxy-heroin -- takes a shot every fifteen minutes to
which end she leaves droppers and needles sticking out
all over her. The needles rust in her dry flesh, which,
here and there, has grown completely over a joint to
form a smooth green brown wen. On the table in front
of her is a samovar of tea and a twenty-pound hamper
of brown sugar. No one has ever seen her eat anything
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